91

I find a lot of directors prefer a 'hands on' approach with my acting.

90

I help Suze in her café whenever I can. You have to be sure what you put in client's mouths is the best you can offer, and remember: customer satisfaction always cums first!

89

Now THAT was a blow job! LMAO!

88

Some people prefer gym balls, but space hoppers don't roll around as easily ;)

87

He plugged my leak so well I've asked him to call by regularly to clean my pipes.

86

There are days when havoc and mayhem just happen all around me! I wonder why? ;)

85

New Year's Resolutions are guilty pleasures! Like all my sex toys, I end up having the best fun breaking them!

84

He knew when we were naughty, and it was good for goodness sake!! He's insisted he come celebrate Christmas in July next year too!

83

Kirsty and I have always been the kind of girls to grab life by the balls! Some guys just don't appreciate it.

82

Jane and I realised pretty soon they weren't milk cows at all- it was all bull!! ;)

81

Every time I go back to the dvd rental store everyone's so friendly now! I've even had some requests from the store for some more nature movies of my own! LMAO!!

80

Some housemates don't pay any rent at all, if you know what I mean ;)

79

You could say that while my mind is always in the gutter, I sure know how to handle my balls -the bigger the better! ;)

78

There's something so sexy about having sex in a zoo- it totally brings out your primal instincts!

77

I've been a huge fan of Vampirella for years... not surprising I have a blood sucking nympho as an idol ;)

76

I love having sex in old abandoned houses! The atmosphere is so spooky it's sexy!!

75

I like to think my preloved toys get a second life with someone out there who really needs them.

74

Getting pampered by 3 women at once is always a treat! And Tim's handmade facial cream did wonders for my complexion! Definitely going back...

73

The poor window cleaner got fired later that day, but considering it was partly my fault, I made it up to him ;)

72

I love bingo. It really brings the older community together in a friendly social atmosphere.

71

He kept saying the clams were stunning, and now I know why! The dirty perve ;)

70

I do get clucky every now and then, I admit. If the dad's a hotty then even more so!

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He comes back for photos every weekend now! Always good to have a satisfied customer.

68

I love modern technology! Especially nowadays- their are plenty of gadgets and toys for women ;)

67

What a great night! Funnily enough I get invited to all the parties going round since then ;)

66

Those chinese dragon balls really are relaxing! Of course, the tim tams helped... ;)

65

She was right! Oh, but it was SOOO worth it!!

64

I don't know what the problem was, sales increased by 580% that week for their lingerie!!

63

Amy thought Courtney was the best mattress she'd ever slept on ;)

62

My head doctor's great! he's even got me recreating my sex life with him and recording it for therapeutic means!

61

Well, experience has shown me a happy patient recovers faster than an unhappy one! Besides, what better way to check for a pulse?

60

Removable dentures are apparently the elderly's best kept secret!! Paul's Grandpa swears by them!

59

Thankfully after some serious sweet talking and lip service she came around... ;)

58

For an elderly couple they knew what they were doing!! Someone must have slipped viagra in their cups of tea that morning...

57

Nothing like Grandma's knits to keep you warm and cozy during those cold nights....

56

Our home grown peaches and melons were firm favourites with the locals too!

55

These bikinis are amazing- I was able to hypnotize Tanya into doing whatever I wanted too!! mmm...

54

This guy's a stud. I've noticed he sets up closer to my place everyday now, for which I duly reward him ;)

53

I've had quite a lot of free flights thanks to all my frequent flyer points in the mile high club ;)

52

It turned out to be one of the most rocking parties I've ever had! You should have seen the cake! Unwrapping all my presents was great fun, too! ;)

51

Luckily no-one noticed and I was able to keep going! And for some reason I got cheers when I left the building...! They must have thought I was someone else...

50

I test showroom beds at least a couple of times a month... 'make up' sex is always better with a crowd ;)

49

Guys never expect surprises like this in the face.... It felt good to let this dickhead know what it feels like for a change! Ha!

48

Ah, Touch Rugby... nothing like it! It's the showers afterwards that really get me going, though... ;)

47

Some people are so nice! They really go out of their way to help you out at a moment's notice! If only there were more people in the world like this...

46

Oh, I eat all KINDS of meat: Australian, New Zealander, Italian, French, Spanish, Dutch, American, Costa Rican, Columbian, Mexican, Polish, Russian, Scandinavian, Venezualan, Turkish, Arabian, German, Hungarian, African, Brazilian, Canadian, Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, Basque, Moroccan, Indian, Pakistan... I even eat Kosher!!

45

I still use these photos for my library card, passports, and christmas cards.... everybody loves them!!

44

Since our little talk he's stuffed my letterbox quite a lot. He's good like that.

43

I've always preferred manuals for this very reason!

42

Oh, that Eric! He's always trying to fill my gap!