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I've had quite a lot of free flights thanks to all my frequent flyer points in the mile high club ;)

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It turned out to be one of the most rocking parties I've ever had! You should have seen the cake! Unwrapping all my presents was great fun, too! ;)

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Luckily no-one noticed and I was able to keep going! And for some reason I got cheers when I left the building...! They must have thought I was someone else...

50

I test showroom beds at least a couple of times a month... 'make up' sex is always better with a crowd ;)

49

Guys never expect surprises like this in the face.... It felt good to let this dickhead know what it feels like for a change! Ha!

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Ah, Touch Rugby... nothing like it! It's the showers afterwards that really get me going, though... ;)

47

Some people are so nice! They really go out of their way to help you out at a moment's notice! If only there were more people in the world like this...

46

Oh, I eat all KINDS of meat: Australian, New Zealander, Italian, French, Spanish, Dutch, American, Costa Rican, Columbian, Mexican, Polish, Russian, Scandinavian, Venezualan, Turkish, Arabian, German, Hungarian, African, Brazilian, Canadian, Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, Basque, Moroccan, Indian, Pakistan... I even eat Kosher!!

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I still use these photos for my library card, passports, and christmas cards.... everybody loves them!!

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Since our little talk he's stuffed my letterbox quite a lot. He's good like that.

43

I've always preferred manuals for this very reason!

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Oh, that Eric! He's always trying to fill my gap!