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Mm-mm! I was stoked when those boys got straight to the source of my fire! It took all 5 of them to quell me ;)

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There's nothing like confusing a bass player's rhythm ;)

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With my talented appreciation of the human form I could have been the next Michelangelo!
...or Jeff Koons ;)

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He got into the swing of things and pretty soon I was putty in his hands...

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My other doctor insists on checking my prostate every week. I didn't think girls had one but he insists he check just in case.

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Although Flight of the Bumblebee is still my favourite ;)

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Never underestimate the power of a fortune cookie!

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I STILL haven't been able to get that guy to replace that stupid mirror... My neighbours say don't worry about it.

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Sigh... this happens quite a lot, you know.

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I got asked to take so many photos by friendly tourists that day!

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Funny how whenever I throw clay something usually ends up on my face...

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At least I wasn't the only one that day with embarrassing wet bits!

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You can learn so much from overhearing conversations on public transport!

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He needed little convincing after it was all hands on dick!

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They weren't too sure, so they took photos for further study and performed a thorough inspection ;)

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That pub has good vibes..

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He gave me plenty of homework, too ;)

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I sure kilt his enthusiasm. nyuk nyuk

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I get such a satisfying warm glow from it!

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I like a good mexican wave, don't you?

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Those Jack-O-Lanterns sure got gobblin'!!

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Everybody loves my mufti!

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Of course we did get some attention that night, from some WEIRDOS!

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The interrogation was worth it! All those men in uniform! reowr! I had to prove that each of those vibrators were for personal use only, and that just lead to bigger and better things ;)

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Ah, Father's Day! One of my busiest days of the year! ;)

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Arse Gratia Artists!

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He's since become my all purpose mr fixit.

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I just loved his explanation of thermodynamics! ;)

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It's funny how many times people take one look at my resumé and know immediately I'm good for it!

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I usually cum first at bedroom sports ;)

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I'm already in training for a dickathlon... My coach has me working hard for it already.

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The things you learn when travelling on your gap year!

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I was working my arse off! Even if I do prefer watersports!

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Beginnings are easy in any story, it's the endings that are hard ;)

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You can't fool me! ;)

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What can I say!? I'm a very social butterfly!

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Talk about holy cum-union!

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I love men in uniform!!

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I've always been a fast learner when it comes to what drives men ;)

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Sometimes I just LOVE gift wrapping!!

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The number of guys wanting to buy my pussy.... They just don't understand that it's not for sale!

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I've always had the knack for multiplayer games ;)

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I'm now a convert to computer games!! Johnny and I go head to head at least once a week now ;)

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Ah, the allure and mystery of the middle east... though sometimes I prefer the direct route, lol!

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And people think the elderly set is boring! Ha!

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A girl's got to maintain herself!

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Some people just don't have any respect for privacy!! If I ever catch those @&$#*&s who hacked into my account I'll give them hell!

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I love Easter! Rampant rabbits and chocolate... What more could a girl possibly ask for?

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Cost of Sunglasses: $65

Cost of easy chair recliner: $154

Cost of sunny day: $0

Reaction of millionaire mummy's boy tosspot: PRICELESS!

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He got redundancy, I got the package!