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Poor, dear! I did the same thing next week to another bloke when I made sushi with lots of wasabi!

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We went carol singing for all the residents at a local retirement village and they loved it so much they've booked us for next year! A couple of them had to be taken away in an ambulance due to poor hearts, but even they went away smiling! ;)

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I keep getting probed on a semi regular basis- but there seem to be more and more of these aliens each time! It's like I'm really important for their sexy experiments or something! The last time there must have been 5 or 6 of them! -And I have to admit- I really get off on it! No-one believes me, but I don't care!

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My mother always told me: a knee in the balls is worth two in the face.

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I liked his protein bar so much, I've enrolled for his healthclub member for life!

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I have to confess- she's converted me!