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I prefer grinding my own pepper. I keep cumming back for more!

28

I hate smokers- they tend to leave a nasty taste in my mouth.

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I believe safety in the workplace is a priority, which is why I insist on wearing protection. I also insist on keeping all procedures running smoothly on a regular basis. I have some reliable work colleagues who help me in that department ;)

26

It's amazing how you can make friends out of complete strangers in a cinema ;) We had to rent it on dvd to see what we'd missed!

25

Always remember to use sunscreen at the beach! Especially on the nipples!

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I read sooo many books in libraries.

23

I really blew it this time!

22

I'm good at pocket billiards, too ;)

21

It's still my favourite!

20

That would have been a nice romantic dinner, don't you think? 

This is how the night actually turned out:

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I prefer checking out cocks, personally ;)

18

I actually love giving old gents a thrill like this- they're so happy for the rest of the day!

17

Honestly, some people don't know what they're missing!

16

I was wondering why my maple syrup and mangos kept disappearing!

15

Some days I just love a good cavity search...

14

This is what I call bums on bums action.

13

My private collection looks pretty close to that display now! :P

12

I love finding forget-me-nots after a hot date. They really remind you of the good times!

11

I'm also quite partial to a chocolate finger éclaire... ;)

10

I'm waiting for them to screen porn at iMAX! in 3D!!

9

She's since been given a lovely set of pearl earrings to match!

8

It's amazing just how many sick puppies there are out there.

7

you know, a LOT of contemporary art is wank, after all!

6

...they do work, you know.

5

I thought I'd feed his ego.

4

...well, it's TRUE!! 

3

Us girls know how expensive shopping can be! This is the reason why ;)

2

You'd be surprised how often this happens to me.

1

Needless to say- the next showroom I went to was a Harley's...

welcome, everybody!

Hi, out there in cyberspace!

Vicki, here! I thought I should put in a word as way of introduction.

I've had Darcy draw my sexploits for a while now, and we thought it about time we start putting this stuff up on the web! (I love an audience!)

We have to upload the comics one by one, so that may take a while!! 

I might even start blogging my thoughts on stuff, too. Not that I'm any expert on anything in particular... well, I'll leave that for you to decide.

My comic strip currently appears in the australian People magazine. The naughty one. Look for it in your local newsagents if you want to see me all glossed up! 

..hmm... ;)