Monday, 20 October 2008

41

ahh... the allure of the full moon. It's effects are powerful and seriously understudied!

40

Poor Paul- but at least I kissed his blarney stone later to make up for it. He still doesn't know why my friends give him big smiles when they see him.

39

You can learn so much when you shower with friends!

38

you should see my short hand!

37

It only takes a little bit of practice every day to get the best results ;)

36

like tasting exotic new dishes...

Wednesday, 9 July 2008

35

Poor, dear! I did the same thing next week to another bloke when I made sushi with lots of wasabi!

34

We went carol singing for all the residents at a local retirement village and they loved it so much they've booked us for next year! A couple of them had to be taken away in an ambulance due to poor hearts, but even they went away smiling! ;)

33

I keep getting probed on a semi regular basis- but there seem to be more and more of these aliens each time! It's like I'm really important for their sexy experiments or something! The last time there must have been 5 or 6 of them! -And I have to admit- I really get off on it! No-one believes me, but I don't care!

32

My mother always told me: a knee in the balls is worth two in the face.

31

I liked his protein bar so much, I've enrolled for his healthclub member for life!

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

30

I have to confess- she's converted me!

Monday, 30 June 2008

29

I prefer grinding my own pepper. I keep cumming back for more!

28

I hate smokers- they tend to leave a nasty taste in my mouth.

27

I believe safety in the workplace is a priority, which is why I insist on wearing protection. I also insist on keeping all procedures running smoothly on a regular basis. I have some reliable work colleagues who help me in that department ;)

26

It's amazing how you can make friends out of complete strangers in a cinema ;) We had to rent it on dvd to see what we'd missed!

25

Always remember to use sunscreen at the beach! Especially on the nipples!

Thursday, 12 June 2008

24

I read sooo many books in libraries.

23

I really blew it this time!

Wednesday, 11 June 2008

22

I'm good at pocket billiards, too ;)

21

It's still my favourite!

20

That would have been a nice romantic dinner, don't you think? 
This is how the night actually turned out:




19

I prefer checking out cocks, personally ;)

18

I actually love giving old gents a thrill like this- they're so happy for the rest of the day!

17

Honestly, some people don't know what they're missing!

16


I was wondering why my maple syrup and mangos kept disappearing!

15


Some days I just love a good cavity search...


Thursday, 5 June 2008

14

This is what I call bums on bums action.

13

My private collection looks pretty close to that display now! :P

12

I love finding forget-me-nots after a hot date. They really remind you of the good times!

11

I'm also quite partial to a chocolate finger éclaire... ;)

10


I'm waiting for them to screen porn at iMAX! in 3D!!

Wednesday, 4 June 2008

9

She's since been given a lovely set of pearl earrings to match!

8


It's amazing just how many sick puppies there are out there.

7

you know, a LOT of contemporary art is wank, after all!

6


...they do work, you know.

5

I thought I'd feed his ego.

4

...well, it's TRUE!! 

3

Us girls know how expensive shopping can be! This is the reason why ;)

2

You'd be surprised how often this happens to me.

1

Needless to say- the next showroom I went to was a Harley's...

Monday, 2 June 2008

welcome, everybody!

Hi, out there in cyberspace!
Vicki, here! I thought I should put in a word as way of introduction.
I've had Darcy draw my sexploits for a while now, and we thought it about time we start putting this stuff up on the web! (I love an audience!)
We have to upload the comics one by one, so that may take a while!! 
I might even start blogging my thoughts on stuff, too. Not that I'm any expert on anything in particular... well, I'll leave that for you to decide.
My comic strip currently appears in the australian People magazine. The naughty one. Look for it in your local newsagents if you want to see me all glossed up! 
..hmm... ;)